HAHA! Ppl go on and throw the cigarette ends on the floor. Let the disgusting cockroach eat it and die of cancer! =D
Jewel at
11:54 am
Operation C
I was about to go to bed when my sleeping quarter was invaded by some foreign flying object known as object C. C was huge. As in real HUGE in all caps. Yeps. It flown in through my window and landed nicely on my lime green wall next to my bed. I was wondering whats that brown colour stuff that had been such a huge contrast with the wall. SO, armed with my weapon [actually its only a poster], I edged gingerly towards that foreign article C. And I drew closer and closer to it..
RED ALERT!! After realising what is that shit -coloured stuff, I dropped my weapon and quickly rescued out my dear piggies from my bed. YUCK! I was so worried for my piggies. This huge brown disguested thing actually had a super long feelers and super hairy legs. Argh. It looked like some lecher that was about to pounce onto my dear innocent and unsuspecting piggies! Oh yes, I felt the need to save my piggies from the hands of this lecherous creature.
Yep. After ensuring that my piggies were all safe and sound in the safety net of my parent`s room, my brave and chivalrous dad decided to help me tackle and destroy this disgusting creature. So nice of my dad! Actually, I wanted to entrust this holy assignment to my brother. But, hai, he commented that the creature was too huge for him to handle. =.="
So, we marched into my room with Mr dad armed with the secret weapon- INSECTICIDE[MUAHAHHA! super strong one somemore], flanked by two bodyguards, Ms pig and Mr chicken. We spotted the unwanted creature still lurking near the lime green wall,perhaps preying on other vulnerable victims like my pillow. =/... That lechrous predator! In the face of death, its still trying to do this kind of dishonourable act. So, we decided to kill it mercilessly. Yeah, with the help of the magic finger, out shot the deadly chemicals-insecticide! It dodged,squirmed, flapped its wings helplessly and fell flat onto the floor.
Awww. Then with its body overturned, it stared at us pleadingly, maybe to beg us to rescue it. Too late. Go on and meet the devil of death. Noone could save you now, you little [oh yes LITTLE. Even though its huge, in the face of death, its so helplessly weak] disgusting shit coloured freak! MUAHAH! That ought to teach u a lesson for invading my sleeping quarter!
HAHA. So, operation C accomplished! All thanks to Mr dad and the secret weapon, insecticide! Woohoo! So I stood over the cockroach triumpantly and laughed at its pathetic plight [oh gosh, i sounded so evil and sadistic!] Anyway, its dead and very dead now. Not even a sign of life in it. Yea, I think I will leave its carcass there lying on the floor to rot as a reminder for its fellow comrades,family,friends,relatives not to mess with the Chiew household..If they dont heed this warning, then they have to suffer the same pathetic consequences as their fellow friend, Mr Cockroach. MUAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, I am not that evil actually. Yep. All members of Ms pig`s sleeping quarter observed 1 minute of silence as a mark of sympathy for Mr cockroach. And, we mourned for it and hoped it rest in peace. However, no proper funeral service or burial is to be held as Mr Cockroach is now classified under Class Operation C Prisoner Of War[though the war lasted for a few mins, it was actually very long in terms of cockroach time].
Jewel at
11:43 am
Chinese homework done.
GP 6 articles + forum thingy done.
Left what?
Hmm... left one item..
TONS OF STUDYING TO DO!!!! >.< bleah... this hols juz suck.
Jewel at
9:15 pm
heh. went to school to hand in my chinese homework ytd. HAHA im like 3 days late.YET, when i put my hw in yan lao shi pigeon hole,strangely enough, theres all my dear classmates` homework which they handed in like last week? I suppose yan lao shi is waiting for everyone to hand in before she mark? Or maybe she had forgotten all about our dear homework =x Oh well, I handed in that crap piece of work and its like a load off my shoulder...Now to tackle the 6 newspaper commentaries...Sigh.
Oh ya, Mei Rong gave me a hamster cage for my bro`s hamster! THANK YOU! But my bro juz so unappreciative. Argh. Shall not elaborate. Anyway, yeah have a nice talk with meirong ytd...we walked from AJC all the way to AMK central..got ourselves a bubble tea each then walked all the way to the park near mrt and walked one big round before coming down to the mrt. Yeah...we touched on a rather interesting topic...muahahaa.
Hai. Supose to fly off to Beijing today..But then the tour agency called to cancel our flight as they claimed that theres not enough people in the tour group. What crap reason. =/
Hmm. Watched the Oprah Winfrey show about losing weight. Woahh its really like so inspiring! Theres one guy who is like 800+ pounds..and he managed to lose 500 pounds! The before and after him is soo different! Then theres another lady who is quite big sized... then after exercising and cutting down on carbos... shes now soo muscular! My god. She actually has a 4 pack *faint* Hahaaa I also got a 4 pack just that my stomach muscles too united liao...All joined together to form one pack. ;) Ok thats crap. Maybe I should go and slim down too... Hmmm...
Jewel at
10:32 am
yay! this is now my desktop pic...:D.. Say hi to amkss 4/1^05!
Jewel at
11:42 am
Nothing is more deadly than boreDOOM. and, this is the result of it.LOL! Yeah..so just ignore this post..=/
The PIG story
Once upon a time, there lived a small little piggy.. She dislikes pink colour yet ironically her whole body is PINK. She has two little brown chocolate eyes, one big pinky nose and two big pinky pointed ears.
This pig here loves shooting basketball even though the ball seems to be bigger size than her. =/..So she play and play and play and play...And thus, she is a healthy pig!
So one day, someone sent her a bottle of sweets. She decided to stop playing bball and to channel her time into eating sweets. Afterall, shes a pig...and pig eat and sleep... So the days went by..yet she had not stopp eating the sweet....
And so.. *POOF*, it became
rounder and pinker! But, nevertheless, still cute! :P Being rounder is not a bad thing u know...got more fats to act as insulator. Of late, the weather been rather cold..
So whats the pig`s name? Yep..its JEWEL!
Or rather.. Da Chang Jing[jewel in the palace].
So, I crap so much..but whats the moral of the story? Yeah..dont eat too much sweets...=.="""
Jewel at
9:06 am
yeah..attended Ms yip wedding at Galilee BP church a few weeks back on 3d june... and theres my goody class 4/1^05 with the happy couple! I missed 4/1!! Still remeber when we r in 3/1^04 all of us are broken into many cliques which are groups of people from the same class.. we werent very united but there comes 4/1...all the lovely memories we have together..all the punishments and pain we went thru together..Hai.. i missed sec sch. I seriously do..i dont wan to grow up..its so scary!
4/1! during last day of school with our Biology teacher Mrs rama. SAD. Mrs rama went to India with her husband already..Hai..so many teacher leaving. First is mr goh, the maths guru retiring. Heard tt he went back to malaysia to be a hunter again. Then is Mrs rama. Next will be Ms tay. :( Oh well..at least my class did Mrs rama proud by attaining our class aim: Average of A 2 for O lvl bio. yeah! we did it! :D
grad nite.... and this is half of the classs...I MISSED YOU GUYS!
Jewel at
8:35 am
w0w my project work group is just so amazing!
We do work together.
We play Dota together. Actually, its only marcus and ken. haha =/
We play basketball together. hahaha! jiamin so funny ! when marcus want to snatch the ball away from her, she suddenly screamed and squat down and cover her head with her hands.lol! And, w0w ken shot in from a 3 pter mark. Marcus is just so pro though according to him he only started this yr =/
We go to Jiamin house`s downstair together. hahaha haiyo jiamin i think it wil be soo scary to go ur house at night alone.. =/
We eat together at Pastamania. oh ya, dont eat the Seafood Manic or something like tt..cos ken ordered it and its so horrrrrrrible!
We study together.We go toilet together. hahahaha actually its only me and jiamin.lol
We crap together.yay! i really think im very fortunate to be in the same group as them..We will get Band 1 for pw!
Im happy today.
Jewel at
7:57 am
